If I Were the Minister of Education

For the one person who reads this blog you know where this is going... For the rest, here's the general disclaimer: The following does not necessarily reflect the opinions of La Flaga, BOAS, or any of our affiliates.

If I were the minister of education:
1. School uniform skirt length regulation will be regulated according to the three sizes!
2. All academic achievement will be measured from the standard curve set by homeless people taking the same exam.
3. All nurses offices will be equiped with curtained beds and showers.
4. There will be no english as a second language classes.

This is my platform; you can see I'm bored...